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[Captain Faggot #014]

CF is one.

I can tell you put no effort into these "movies" because there is a new one up every other day.

From the looks of it you should be half way through the first one and MAYBE you'd have something worth watching.

Question: Are these autobiographical?

ianianian1111 responds:

thanks

[We Have Won]

Sax say what?

The only redeeming property of this short is the sax tune. Nothing happens and never has or will. Perhaps with all your experience you could do more than loop 4 seconds of a motion tween for five minutes. I must say the avatar of the short was considerably better than the short itself.

[Stern Wars]

Why bothter?

What was the point? You and you collaborators made an 8 second loop and played it for 5+ minutes? Nothing happened. there was no story. I refuse to waste my time (as you did) on such utter nonsense!

Novelty responds:

Three things.

One: You're not 38

Two: You're not a musician

Three:

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
The weekend comes,
My cycle hums,
Ready to race to you.

These days are all,
Happy and Free. (Those Happy Days)
These days are all,
Share them with me. (oh baby)
Goodbye grey sky, hello blue.
There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.
Feels so right, it can't be wrong.
Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
Saturday, What a day,
Groovin' all week with you.

These days are all,
Share them with me. (Those Happy Days)
These days are all,
Happy and Free. (oh baby)
These Happy Days are your's and mine.
These Happy Days are your's and mine, Happy Days.

[STICKr]

Pink Bunny Head?

Dude, use your skillz a little more constructively. The art was good and the ending "Groove" was the stuff. The floating pink bunny head threw me (so I watched it 3 more times!) A barking cat!? Were you dropped as a baby? a teenager? Mr. Chickenlegs is the "man" , perhaps you should further explore a chicken series or something. Keep making relavant flash!

Awedball responds:

The final groove was found on an album called "THE MIGHTY SHIT STAIN"

[Puncher]

And Then . . .

Pretty cool art and the character was being developed to do . . . What? It seems like a good start but it doesn't go anywhere.

GoldenSalamander responds:

Puncher sounds like a nice guy, but then when u see him he is just a big jerk. mayb i should make him do more stuff to people, or make him more racist

[Zelda: Heart for the Hero]

Zelda Fuckin' Rules!!!

Good stuff. Style was good. Next time how about a Zelda porno? Let me know!

[Sternman Gets Trippy]

Not everything should be submitted.

"Five key frames and Ferris Bueller's music does not a movie make," say master Yoda.
Perhaps you should not release every test of new technique.
Where is the character devlopment? A love intrest? A story arc?
Did you wet the bed as a child? Still? Survey says . . . YES!!
Please excercise self restraint when submitting new "art".

Reyals responds:

Wet my bed? What the fuck are you talking about?

Well as long as we're making outrageous assumptions like the assholes we, or more so you, are, I'm guessing you're around 12.

You couldn't do flash yourself because it was too hard to get your prepubescent head around, and you love ripping people new ones despite the fact they're just fucking around.

Anyone who lists their age as 38 in their profile is either a pedophile or lying.

What do you care what I submit. Is this your first time here? Half the shit here doesn't have a point.

The thing no one cares. So just sit back and enjoy.

Cocksucker.